I JUST WANT A GIANT ROMAN NOSE, do I have to go grave-robbing for one
You jealous, bro?
FAZZINI YOU RAT BASTARD, ALL’S I GOT IS THIS SAD LITTLE UPTURNED MEATLUMP FOR A NOSE
Your beard and eyebrow game is def. on point, though. That more than makes up for your nasal deficiency.
(I do have to say this… growing up as an Italian kid in Tennessee, the whole concept of people actually wanting big noses would have blown my fucking mind…)