like i love the hazy bullshit criteria for “acceptable manly beautification practices”
if you use apricot scrub, you can only use your partner’s already-purchased scrub in the shower and never admit to it. fuck some moisturizer, you can only moisturize that chiseled face with the sweat off your brow, which you also can never be seen trimming, so help me god
Nothing Is Manlier Than Looking Like a Naugahyde Luncheonette Booth
For REAL MANLY SKIN, I recommend using a belt sander to exfoliate, followed by a moisturizing scrub made from scotch and rendered bacon fat. For best results, be sure to punch the mirror afterwards.